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evilone
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posted 17-04-2006 09:43 PM     Profile for evilone   Author's Homepage   Email evilone     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
ok this is a topic for combacks,your mom jokes, and just general trash talking.
BUT remember: we're all on the same side. so don't say something that would really offend somebody.

this is a DO:
tri, yo momma's so hairy she goes to the barber shop to get the goaties on her ankles trimmed.

a DON'T:
ummmm... i dunno...

OR:
//INSERT PERSONAL HURTFULL CONTENT HERE\\ <-- this is why we have imagination children!

So I'll begin:

ur mom's so descusting it looks like she got a raccoon up her butt!

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schoolgirl sassami
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posted 17-04-2006 09:50 PM     Profile for schoolgirl sassami   Author's Homepage   Email schoolgirl sassami     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
yo momma so black she go to knight school teacher mark her absent

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Justice_the_time_ender
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posted 17-04-2006 09:56 PM     Profile for Justice_the_time_ender   Email Justice_the_time_ender     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
yo momma teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her belly glow...

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evilone
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posted 18-04-2006 11:38 AM     Profile for evilone   Author's Homepage   Email evilone     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
>_>
<_<

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Ur mom does my dry cleaning. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!

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schoolgirl sassami
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posted 18-04-2006 08:53 PM     Profile for schoolgirl sassami   Author's Homepage   Email schoolgirl sassami     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
DIZZAAAM THAT ONE BURNED like you momma afta she got the clap oooooh

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Nitro
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posted 19-04-2006 04:56 AM     Profile for Nitro   Author's Homepage   Email Nitro     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
these are care of my friend Denise:

yo mamma's so fat by the time she turns around its her bday

yo mamma's so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket people call out "Taxi!"

yo mamma's so fat when she jumps on the scales it says one at a time please

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Justice_the_time_ender
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posted 19-04-2006 10:24 PM     Profile for Justice_the_time_ender   Email Justice_the_time_ender     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
wait let me say something

yo momma is so black and her teeth is so yellow

when i walk past her in a parking lot i said "is that a new car with gold rims on it...oh that just his mom"...

[ 19-04-2006: Message edited by: Justice_the_time_ender ]

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spencer macpherson
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posted 18-05-2006 02:50 AM     Profile for spencer macpherson   Author's Homepage   Email spencer macpherson     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
your momma's so fat whenever she jumps into the water all the wales come up and say "we are family, even though your fatter then me"
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your momma's so fat shes fat
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your momma's so fat whenever she whares white and goes skying, all the people infront of her say "avalance"

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evilone
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posted 18-05-2006 08:12 PM     Profile for evilone   Author's Homepage   Email evilone     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
yo momma's so hairy that she has two afros where her butt should be.

yo momma's hair is so black and big when i rip it out and throw it out the window people see it and say it's night!

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schoolgirl sassami
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posted 25-05-2006 08:03 PM     Profile for schoolgirl sassami   Author's Homepage   Email schoolgirl sassami     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Yo momma so fat she uses her tittys as shock obsorbers

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kazekokoro
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posted 05-06-2006 01:04 AM     Profile for kazekokoro   Author's Homepage   Email kazekokoro     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Yo mommas so fat, that when she gets bras from victorias secret, they have to tie 2 garbage bags together. =P

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evilone
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posted 20-06-2006 04:48 PM     Profile for evilone   Author's Homepage   Email evilone     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
oh yea? at least my momma doesn't LIVE in those bras
when i have sex with your mom i don't get aids i get chlorestreol!

[ 20-06-2006: Message edited by: evilone ]

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Tri_kento
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posted 21-06-2006 06:09 PM     Profile for Tri_kento   Author's Homepage   Email Tri_kento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Your mama is so stupid , when i said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon and bowl.

Your mama is so tall when she did a back flip, she kicked jesus in face.

Your mama is like Goalie, she dosen't change her pads till her third period. gross i know but still! HAHA

am done.

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schoolgirl sassami
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posted 22-06-2006 10:25 PM     Profile for schoolgirl sassami   Author's Homepage   Email schoolgirl sassami     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Yo momma so oldwhen I told her to acr her age the hoe fellover and died!!!

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evilone
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posted 25-07-2006 03:31 AM     Profile for evilone   Author's Homepage   Email evilone     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
ur mom is so ugly she looks like a beastly turd

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Synthetic_Darkness
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posted 29-07-2006 01:58 AM     Profile for Synthetic_Darkness   Author's Homepage   Email Synthetic_Darkness     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Yo momma is so fat i had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

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schoolgirl sassami
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posted 01-08-2006 07:07 PM     Profile for schoolgirl sassami   Author's Homepage   Email schoolgirl sassami     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Yo momma so nasty that when I told her to go to sleep
the hoe took a dirtnap!

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